Caption contest

Haven’t done a caption contest in a long time. This one struck me as amusing for some reason.

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Photo by Reuters.

Leave your caption in the comments.

5 responses to “Caption contest”

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    Weak with hunger, his busy campaign schedule prevented lunch breaks and only allowed for brief whiffs of his wife's ketchup scented hair

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    Anonymous

    “Tell another reporter to 'Shove it!' and you are off my campaign. I need the media to stay on my side. Understand?”

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    Anonymous

    “So, is it true that you get a nickel every time someone uses ketchup?”

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    “Man! How much air does it take to fill one of these things?”

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    Anonymous

    “Hey ketchup lady. How about I turn you upside down and smack your bottom?”

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