Caption contest

Been a while since I’ve done one of these, so here goes:

Come up with your own caption in the comments. Have fun.

And remember: no wagering.

16 responses to “Caption contest”

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    Anonymous

    “You be the Scape Goat now, go on”Check out more http://amplifycation.com/B7BE60441480491491C9611B9D30A093

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    “If only we could have found platform shoes this big, I would have won this thing by towering over YOU”

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    “I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?”[courtesy of “Grounhog Day”]

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    “Hey Howard, how big are Bush's lies?””They're thisss bbbig”[Ok, I've got young kids]

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    Anonymous

    Vulcan Mind Meld? It works like this, Governor…

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    “OK, now you take back all those nasty things you said about me in the last debate or I'll declare Vermont a free fire zone.”

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    Anonymous

    Let's all give Howard a big hand for his first suit not purchased at JCPenney!

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    John: “How am I supposed to win again? You want me to tell big business what?”Howard: “Why? Why!? Why did you have to go and vote this guy!?”

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    “It's ONE-two-three, STEP-two-three, THERE-you-go, Waltz-two-three… “The finer points of the political dance.

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    “Howard, I'm just brushing a little cockroach off your shoulder. Just a little one.”

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    Anonymous

    John Kerry, “Hey Howard, I think I am about to Scream!”Howard, “Hooked on Screaming worked for me!”

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    Anonymous

    Keep America singing..all day long. Watch goodwill keep awinging with a song….

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    Anonymous

    Endorse me NOW or suffer a wedgie!

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    Is a Contest a Contest without a winner being declared at some point? Where's the fine print, Rick. Aren't you a lawyer. Are family and employees of SocialText eligible to win? Can I claim a substitute prize?

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    “Remember thou, too, art a man.”

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    Anonymous

    I know you can feel my hands on your arms, but guess what is poking your back.

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