Emerging from Sugar Coma, Enjoying Long Or Short

Long or Short Capital is evaluating the burgeoning candy exchange market, thinking about standardizing on the candy corn as the unit of candy reserve currency, and traders are shocked that the peanut isn’t contributing to a rise in peanut M&M values.

This is almost as good as the excess candy I brought in this morning.

(And yes, I realize that with this post, I’ve prolonged Halloweek for yet another day.)