"It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
Originally spotted at Deadspin, you absolutely must drop what you’re doing and head on over to ESPN.com, who’s got the video. It’s real. And frightening. (And, ultimately, even funnier than Mr. T’s ode to motherhood.)
I promised myself I wouldnt cry...
I with you, Glenn Brown. Try to do it too ;)