Just in case you hadn’t heard, Steven Seagal’s long awaited debut album is soon to be released:
I’ve heard it, and it’s really not all that bad. Seriously, though, it really is that bad. I’ll just give you a teaser: think raggae rap.
You don’t think Steven Seagal takes himself that seriously, do you? Oh wait, nevermind. I withdraw the question. So who wants to suggest their favorite three word album title? (Seagal’s “best” movies — and I use the term loosely — were the three word titles.)