"It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
Haven’t done a caption contest in a long time. This one struck me as amusing for some reason.
Photo by Reuters.
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Weak with hunger, his busy campaign schedule prevented lunch breaks and only allowed for brief whiffs of his wife's ketchup scented hair
"Tell another reporter to 'Shove it!' and you are off my campaign. I need the media to stay on my side. Understand?"
"So, is it true that you get a nickel every time someone uses ketchup?"
"Man! How much air does it take to fill one of these things?"
"Hey ketchup lady. How about I turn you upside down and smack your bottom?"