"It is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."
Been a while since I’ve done one of these, so here goes:
Come up with your own caption in the comments. Have fun.
And remember: no wagering.
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"If only we could have found platform shoes this big, I would have won this thing by towering over YOU"
"I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?"[courtesy of "Grounhog Day"]
"Hey Howard, how big are Bush's lies?""They're thisss bbbig"[Ok, I've got young kids]
Vulcan Mind Meld? It works like this, Governor...
"OK, now you take back all those nasty things you said about me in the last debate or I'll declare Vermont a free fire zone."
Let's all give Howard a big hand for his first suit not purchased at JCPenney!
John: "How am I supposed to win again? You want me to tell big business what?"Howard: "Why? Why!? Why did you have to go and vote this guy!?"
"It's ONE-two-three, STEP-two-three, THERE-you-go, Waltz-two-three... "The finer points of the political dance.
"Howard, I'm just brushing a little cockroach off your shoulder. Just a little one."
John Kerry, "Hey Howard, I think I am about to Scream!"Howard, "Hooked on Screaming worked for me!"
Keep America singing..all day long. Watch goodwill keep awinging with a song....
Endorse me NOW or suffer a wedgie!
Is a Contest a Contest without a winner being declared at some point? Where's the fine print, Rick. Aren't you a lawyer. Are family and employees of SocialText eligible to win? Can I claim a substitute prize?
"Remember thou, too, art a man.
I know you can feel my hands on your arms, but guess what is poking your back.