… Well, not exactly anyway. But according to this article, I have all the makings of a cool guy: I get my music on my iPod, I drive a Volkswagen, and I own a Dyson. Who knew?
Don’t know what a Dyson is? Then you just aren’t cool enough. (Oh, OK: just go visit their homepage and take a look.)
(I wish I’d known buying a Dyson would make me cool. It was particularly painful to walk into Best Buy, spend $1,000, and walk out with a microwave and a vacuum cleaner. I point to that as the moment all vestiges of being single evaporated.)